The Trollslayer's Axe

 

Here it is: The Trollslayer's Axe, to the tune of "The Log Driver's Waltz" - because of course it is!


If you ask any Troll, from Altdorf to Nuln

What scares him the most from his warts to his toeses

He'll tell you his guts are stronger than fear

But he does dread to meet with a Trollslayer


Chorus: For he goes whirling down the dungeon corridors

That's where the Trollslayer learns to stay spritely

Yes, twirling down the dungeon corridors

The Trollslayer's axe slays the trolls completely!


When Undead come to town, I like to go down

And watch all the men try to come to our rescue

They'll grunt and they'll hack, to stave off the attack

But what we need is a surly Trollslayer


Chorus: For he goes whirling down the dungeon corridors

That's where the Trollslayer learns to slay mightily

Yes, twirling down the dungeon corridors

The Trollslayer's axe slays the trolls completely!


To round out your band, you'll need different skills

And travel with halflings and wizards and warriors

These classes are fine but at the end of the day

You'll find none with the style of the Troll Slayer


Chorus: For he goes whirling down the dungeon corridors

That's where the Trollslayer can seem quite unsightly

Yes, hurling down the dungeon corridors

The Trollslayer's axe slays the trolls completely!


Now, don't give him blame while he avenges his shame

And fights like a demon with naught but a deathwish

When the killing all ends, we'll round up our friends

And cheer on the might of the Trollslayer


Chorus: For he goes burning down the dungeon corridors

That's where the Trollslayer learns to kill nightly

Yes, twirling down the dungeon corridors

The Trollslayer's axe slays the trolls completely!

Hurting those who hide in the corridors

The Trollslayer's axe slays the trolls completely!

 

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