The Trollslayer's Axe
Here it is: The Trollslayer's Axe, to the tune of "The Log Driver's Waltz" - because of course it is! If you ask any Troll, from Altdorf to Nuln What scares him the most from his warts to his toeses He'll tell you his guts are stronger than fear But he does dread to meet with a Trollslayer Chorus: For he goes whirling down the dungeon corridors That's where the Trollslayer learns to stay spritely Yes, twirling down the dungeon corridors The Trollslayer's axe slays the trolls completely! When Undead come to town, I like to go down And watch all the men try to come to our rescue They'll grunt and they'll hack, to stave off the attack But what we need is a surly Trollslayer Chorus: For he goes whirling down the dungeon corridors That's where the Trollslayer learns to slay mightily Yes, twirling down the dungeon corridors The Trollslayer's axe slays the trolls completely! To round out your band, you'll need different skills And travel wi...